It's not fascinating, so I'll keep it brief.
Boy has tummy troubles. We spoke to a dietician. Now we're doing a hard-core, crazy-arse elimination diet.
We're cutting out gluten, dairy, a bunch of additives and foods high in salycilates/amines/glutamates for TWO whole weeks.
That's the hell part.
The starvation part may come into play as we're relying my ability to engineer edible food from what's left over.
I started doing a bit of prep beforehand. This included baking up some "gluten, dairy, egg, nut-free crumpet bread*. Yum. Right?
I wish I'd had my camera here to capture it. I didn't, so I'll describe it. It looked like a big lump of dog shit. It smelt foul. It actually tasted ok with lots and lots of cashew paste.
*Whateverthefuck that is supposed to be
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